cuddle parties

September 27, 2004 | 15 Comments

I’m sure I have thoughts on this, but for now, I thought I’d just share the link:

Strangers attend cuddle parties

  • ConK

    Don’t knock it til you try it!

  • Hmm….somehow I can’t see your wife looking too favorably on you participating in something like this…

  • Aren’t cuddle parties biblical? I think one of Jesus’ miracles was at a cuddle party. If one does a careful exegesis of the Mary and Martha story it was really a cuddle party.
    As a amatter of fact, we are starting a new Cuddle service on Saturdays at 8pm.

    Rick, a new visitor

  • ConK

    Common John, you saw the man’s quote. “It is non-sexual touching.” Not a single guy in that pile of flesh was even thinking a single sexual thought! It’s all about being healthy in this day of evil.

  • ConK

    Oh, also, I did not mean to be rude — Welcome, Rick!

  • We’re actually introducing Cuddle Parties, along with the new Evening Dessert Program, at Starbucks beginning Oct. 6th.

  • Zach

    i’d love to attend one of those after eating a tub of popcorn, six pack of beer, and some spicy indian food and just drop one bomb after another and see how long the “cuddling” will last.

  • hmm…even without the popcorn, the six pack, and the indian food, i can pretty much guarantee i wouldn’t be doing any cuddling with you

  • david

    it’s not often i actually laugh that loud at this infernal screen… zach, i thought the same dang thing when i read it…

  • it’s all about clearing the room

  • john, you need to stop googling creepy stuff.

  • I can just imagine the kind of people that would show up. Not the kind of people I’d like to cuddle.

  • Glad to see that this and hell house now the two most commented on entries on this confounded blog. I pour out my soul with thoughts that are stirring within, and get a few comments. I provide simple links to cultural oddities with little or no comment on them and it’s a bonanza…

  • david

    ‘cuddle bonanza’ i like it john, we can market this…

  • david

    there shall never be a contender to the almighty cuddle blog… cuddle bonanzas leave no room for orifices