dentist :(

July 6, 2005 | 3 Comments

perfect teethI have a dentist appointment in 8 hours and 14 minutes — not a big fan. I’m the prodigal dental patient. They should kill something and feast when I show up — as long as they do it before they make my mouth bleed so I can enjoy. I promise I’ll floss after the feast.

I wonder if people who haven’t been to church in a long time feel the same as I do about a dentist. A bunch of people with apparently perfect teeth telling me that my teeth are a mess, and I should try harder to fix them — both things I already know.

UPDATE: Well…there wasn’t a feast or any parting gifts, but they did invite me to come back!

  • I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out soon.

    One is already trying to pop out and it’s killing me.

    Have fun, John.

  • Oy. The dentist. All I have to say is that I am starting to believe what they say about visiting regularly and flossing.

  • Nash

    I have a root canal to look forward to when i return from my trip, so I understand the dread. And then they want me to come back for more fun! The nerve!